exercise to do things well and clean; after, promptly and readily. The exercises in the universities and schools are of memory and invention; either to speak by heart that which is set down verbatim, or to speak extempore; whereas, there is little use in action of either of both but most things which we utter are neither verbally premeditate, nor merely extemporal; therefore exercise would be framed to take a little breathing and to consider of heads; and then to fit and form the speech extempore: this would be done in two manners, both with writing and tables, and without for in most actions it is permitted and passable to use the note; whereunto if a man be not accustomed it will put him out. There is no use of a narrative memory in academies, viz. with circumstances of times, persons, and places, and with names; and it is one art to discourse, and another to relate and describe; and herein use and action is most conversant. Also to sum up and contract is a thing in action of very general use. APOTHEGMES NEW AND OLD. JULIUS CESAR did write a collection of apophthegmes, as appears in an epistle of Cicero ; I need say no more for the worth of a writing of that nature. It is pity his book is lost for I imagine they were collected with judgement and choice; whereas that of Plutarch and Stobœus, and much more the modern ones, draw much of the dregs. Certainly they are of excellent use. They are "mucrones verborum," pointed speeches. Cicero prettily calleth them "salinas,” salt pits, that you may extract salt out of, and sprinkle it where you will. They serve to be interlaced in continued speech. They serve to be recited upon occasion of themselves. They serve if you take out the kernel of them, and make them your own. I have, for my recreation, in my sickness, fanned the old, not omitting any, because they are vulgar, for many vulgar ones are excellent good; nor for the meanness of the person, but because they are dull and flat; and adding many new, that otherwise would have died. 1. WHEN Queen Elizabeth had advanced Raleigh, she was one day playing on the virginals, and my Lo. of Oxford and another nobleman stood by. It fell out so, that the ledge before the jacks was taken away, so as the jacks were seen: my Lo. of Oxford and the other nobleman smiled, and a little whispered. The Queen marked it, and would needs know what the matter was? My Lo. of Oxford answered: That they smiled to see that when jacks went up, "heads went down." 2. Henry the Fourth of France his queen was great with child; count Soissons, that had his expectation upon the crown, when it was twice or thrice thought that the queen was with child before, said to some of his friends," That it was but with a "pillow." This had someways come to the king's ear; who kept it till when the queen waxed great: called the count of Soissons to him, and said, laying his hand upon the queen's belly; "Come, cousin, "it is no pillow?"-" Yes, sir," answered the count of Soissons, "It is a pillow for all France to "sleep upon." 3. There was a conference in parliament between the upper house and the lower, about a bill of accountants, which came down from the lords to the commons; which bill prayed, That the lands of accountants, whereof they were seized when they entered upon their office, mought be liable to their arrears to the queen. But the commons desired, That the bill mought not look back to accountants that were already, but extend only to accountants hereafter. But the lo. treasurer said, "Why, I pray had lost 66 if you 66 you, your purse by the way, would you look forwards, or would you look back? The 66 queen hath lost her purse." 4. Queen Elizabeth, the morrow of her coronation, went to the chapel; and in the great chamber, Sir John Rainsford, set on by wiser men, (a knight that had the liberty of a buffoon,) besought the queen aloud; "That now this good time, when "prisoners were delivered, four prisoners, amongst "the rest, mought likewise have their liberty who "who were like enough to be kept still in hold." The queen asked; "Who they were ?" And he said; Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, who had long "been imprisoned in the Latin tongue; and now he desired they mought go abroad among the people " in English." The queen answered, with a grave countenance; "It were good (Rainsford) they "were spoken with themselves, to know of them "whether they would be set at liberty?" 5. The lo. keeper, Sir Nicholas Bacon, was asked his opinion by queen Elizabeth of one of these monopoly licences? And he answered, " Will you "have me speak truth, Madam? Licentia omnes "deteriores sumus:'" We are all the worse for a licence. |